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Sweet Monkey Butt Fucker 

Invented very recently, this word is used as an exclamation of various sorts, but noticeably an exclamation of overwhelming suprise.
Chris Bradford: How much is rent on that apartment?

Dude: $1500 dollars.

Chris Bradford: SWEET MONKEY BUTT FUCKER that is expensive

sweet monkey balls 

Male: Will you go to prom wih me?
Female: Sure.
Male: Oh sweet monkey balls!

skeet monkey

One who performs or does not perform an act that makes one look like a complete idiot.

One who looks as though he is dumb enough to skeet all over himself.

One who casts a lvl. 10 cock block when he feels he is not able to pulling the poon.
look at that guy. he's drunk out of his mind and is acting like a skeet monkey. i hope his friends drops him off at darcell's.
skeet monkey by wujo June 16, 2004

monkey sheet 

it is alway fun with monkey sheet
monkey sheet by bill murry March 27, 2004