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Sweet Monkey Butt Fucker 

Invented very recently, this word is used as an exclamation of various sorts, but noticeably an exclamation of overwhelming suprise.
Chris Bradford: How much is rent on that apartment?

Dude: $1500 dollars.

Chris Bradford: SWEET MONKEY BUTT FUCKER that is expensive

sweet monkey balls 

A expression to show general joy.
Male: Will you go to prom wih me?
Female: Sure.
Male: Oh sweet monkey balls!

Sweat Monkey

Racial slur for a female Pakistani.
Fucking sweat monkeys stank like shit.

Sweat Monkey by Flosheezy March 15, 2009

skeet monkey

One who performs or does not perform an act that makes one look like a complete idiot.

One who looks as though he is dumb enough to skeet all over himself.

One who casts a lvl. 10 cock block when he feels he is not able to pulling the poon.
look at that guy. he's drunk out of his mind and is acting like a skeet monkey. i hope his friends drops him off at darcell's.
skeet monkey by wujo June 16, 2004

monkey sheet 

it is alway fun with monkey sheet
monkey sheet by bill murry March 27, 2004
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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