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Snoezles 

A Snoezles is a hot blonde girl who loves to talk about sex or anything that has something to do with sex (penises, thongs, etc). When you ask her why she talks about it, she'll say that she doesn't know anything about it and that she has some questions. Of course this is bullshit, she just wants to get horny. Pleas note that a Snoezles only TALKS, she does not touch herself.
"that girl asked me if a boner hurts, what a Snoezles!"
Snoezles by Bantumie February 21, 2010
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Snoozles 

Something you call a lazy person, or someone who sleeps in all the time.
*Sokka once again grumbles.*
Toph: Sorry snoozles, we'll do our earthbending as quietly as we can.
Snoozles by Midnight Sparkle April 26, 2012
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excessive sneezing multiple times in a row.
Samantha had a bad case of sneezles and unfortunately did not have a tissue.
sneezles by Thorusaurus March 5, 2011

snoozles 

A farewell bed; Off to bed, goodbye.
Okay, I'm off to bed. Snoozles.
snoozles by Barbiebabe August 12, 2014
sneezing many times in a row/a condition causing wheasing
sneezles
sneezles by xdr5t3evq3q November 6, 2023
The little dust particles that come off of cheap tissues.
The Sneezles are getting everywhere!
Sneezles by Sudidbagufneios February 17, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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