A baby who holds all the secrets about triangles, often times used by NASA. Unfortunately no one cares about triangles because they are not round. He was therefore cast into the ocean for all of eternity.

I drove my car to NASA where all the astronauts were takin the SAT's then I ran into the room and shouted "bad news space men, god is real and math is for lunatics. I'm going to throw the trigonometry baby into the ocean"

trigonometry baby by ButterTheMob July 29, 2019

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Trigonometry

Illuminati training for high school students. Can also be shortened to trig.

He got a 100% on the trigonometry test?

Illuminati confirmed.

Trigonometry by KEMMA SLAY June 27, 2016

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Trigonometry

Geometry and Advanced Algebra got together, and had a baby, named it Trigonometry, and then it grew up. Now it is on tons of steriods and wants to eat you. Commonly called "Trig"

Dude... I spent 4 hours working on Mrs. Fleets Trigonometry homework

Trigonometry by Lilac Beryl Roe November 22, 2009

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Trigonometry

Useless bullshit that you'll forget the second you graduate from high school.

Me: Hey Mrs. Smith, when am I ever going to use trigonometry?

Mrs. Smith: On the next test.

Me: Go fuck yourself you scruffy bitch.

Trigonometry by gimmedatsammich September 13, 2010

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