Snake-Bag 

–noun
(1) CONDOM: a thin sheath, usually of very thin rubber, worn over the penis during sexual intercourse to prevent conception or sexually transmitted disease.

(2) a dirty or unkept person

(1) In practicing safe sex be sure to use a snake-bag.

(2) your mother is a whorish snake-bag.

Snake-Bag by berocca February 14, 2010

Crooked as a bag of snakes 

Southern and western phase describing a person or and

Organization as being extremely untrustworthy, crooked, cheating and corrupt with out shame.

Old Judge Thompson is as crooked as a bag of snakes, he gives those local attorneys anything they want against out of town people and insurance companies.

Crooked as a bag of snakes by NorbertO October 5, 2012

Bag of snakes

nova scotia, Canada; bad, meaning very bad, never a good thing, crazy, unwanted, can be used as an adjective or a verb.

She is a crazy bag of Snakes!!!

Bag of snakes by Nova Scotia Scholar October 28, 2006

Bag of snakes

Kent, Uk, slang for very good. Occasionally involves removing the adjective it is describing.

That was bag of snakes fun!

or

That was bag of snakes!

Bag of snakes by Ed A September 13, 2004

Bag of Snakes

Personal demons, secret emotional baggage, sordid history, skeletons in your closet.

When she shared with me her story of lies and deception I did not judge her, for we all have our own bag of snakes.

Bag of Snakes by Jodi Andersen March 8, 2018

Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it 

This is a very nice and witty way to say f#%k off in the pacific northwest because there is a large Dicks burgers chain all around that everyone grew up with, so the meaning will not be lost on an adult and any nearby children will not be scarred.

Officer, The db level is withing legal guidelines for this time of day so tell my neighbor i said to Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it

Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it by ultrasupernectar2 October 8, 2012

Snakebag 

1. An Australian colloquial term for a condom.

2. A derogatory term used to insult someone who is being a loser.

1. "Gotta go buy myself a pack of snakebags."

2. "I hate that guy. He's an absolute snakebag!"

Snakebag by Your Captain Speaking December 17, 2011