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An ape-like primate with fiery red hair and bi-coastal dwelling tendenies, the Spoldonk seeks out various forms of alcohol, narcotics and hallucinogens for sustenance because of their respective high levels of nutrients. The Splodonk has been observed in various social setting usually frequented by human beings, lurking, drooling and slurring words in sad, failed attempts at cross-specie mating. The Splodonk's lack of moral judgment, self-respect and hygiene generally act as a strong repellent for female human beings and it is often confused with similar creatures such as the assclown anddouchebag.
Dude, did you guys see that Splodonk with a popped collar who fell asleep at the bar last night? What a tool!
Splodonk by F-ckFace McJohnson February 11, 2010
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Someone who is weird looking
-body ranging from lank to chunk
She’s so sploonk man her thighs are so large
Sploonk by Kelsatron69 February 4, 2019
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Spladonkadonk 

Someone who is really short and has less of a say on things because they are short.
This kid is such a spladonkadonk
Spladonkadonk by SmogzV2 June 12, 2023
A racist slur used by aliens against the human race in order to insult every human being regardless of sex, race, height, weight, mental ability, or gender.
"Zip-Zorp the destroyer just called earthlings a "Sploonk" and has now caused an intergalactic war against both planets."
Sploonk by PCPGuy March 15, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026