AAMF

Awkward Ass Mother Fucker

Two girls on drugs wait for elevator. Green haired fuckface walks in awkwardly as fuck and waits behind us.

girl one: (chuckling)
girl two: (snorting)

Elevator opens. Guy walks in AS AWKWARDLY AS POSSIBLE

girl one: (literally fucking dying of laughter)
girl two: (going to pee her goddamn pants)
AAMF: (akwardly standing in corner. Not laughing like the awkward ass mother fuck he IS)

Elevator opens. Girls run out. Elevator hasn't closed yet

girl two: (screaming) THAT WAS ONE AWKWARD ASS MOTHER FUCKER

AAMF by nigga337 March 4, 2013

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As A Matter of Fact

as a matter of fact AAMF, used in sentences.

AAMF by Pygmy Puff August 12, 2012

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Always another mother fucker

In call of duty mw2 when you kill a guy but there is another seal right there to kill you

Me: Damn dude i smoke his ass but his punk ass friend was right beside him. i only had 1 more kill for a nuke.

Chris: Shit bro. aamf.

aamf by Phil the kill February 10, 2010

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AAMFMD

Ask a manager for more details. Talk to someone higher up because I can’t handle you right now.

karisa: what’s going on with you?!?!

lindsey:ugh, AAMFMD

AAMFMD by pdqt’s September 19, 2018

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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