wetch

Originated in room 8350 in the year 2008.
1. n. Synonymous with the watch of a CMOD. (See example 1).
2. n. A derogatory, applied to a person, greater in magnitude than the sum total of {bitch + ho + joe + Group 3 major + varsity athlete + yut-yut + bilge}. NOT a wench. (See example 2).

1. "I'm on duty this weekend. I have to go stand wetch."
2. "Chill out, you wetch! Stop being such a bravo-elf."

by 8350 February 09, 2010

Wetch

To be a know it all asshole. You think you are smarter than everyone else.

I'm so Wetch, I have a PHD.

by GrumpABitch April 06, 2018

Wetch

An alternate version of any other vulgar name for a female

Who do you think you are, wetch?!

by Amy-Rill "E" Us September 22, 2003

Wetch

The wet patch left on the sheets after sex.

Oh my gosh darling you left a Wetch on the bed.

by The Wetcher November 27, 2021

wetche

a cunt who cant hear shit and fucks around and got adhd!

i went to school and that wetche is being a real cunt

by Pikslikker March 12, 2018

Wetch

Something you call someone if they’re fat and gay

“Hey Bill, you see that fat faggot wearing the pride fit at McDonalds yesterday?”

“Yea I’ve seen that wetch all over the place recently”

by YoungDurpy July 16, 2025

Wetch

The wet patch left on the sheets after sex

Oh my god there’s a wetch in the bed!

by The Wetcher November 20, 2021