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Dallas'ed 

When on is being cheated, swindled, or mislead in competion in such a way that on never had a chance to win.
Once Gabe realized he was outmatched in the game, he had to resort to Dallasing the competition to save face.

When Danny was winning in a video game, his friend entered a cheat code to come back to win. Danny was sad because he was Dallas'ed.
Dallas'ed by dwize February 12, 2010
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dallas ed jones 

A person who becomes a bitch when the dallas cowboys play. Often angry about having gay sex the saturday before a game. Frequently, blaming others for his teams poor performance and his night before activities.
Dam, dallas is down by 20 points and my ass hurts on top of that, this is one dallas ed jones of a day!!!

dallased 

Dallased is another word for fucked. It is used on 1d stan twitter to reference Larry Stylinson in Dallas in 2012, when they were both seen very flustered and sweaty during a press conference.
Just got dallased again.
dallased by louisharrylarry28 October 25, 2020

dallased 

A term which larries created which means getting railed, and then being seen with messy hair, glossy eyes, swollen and red lips + flushed cheeks.
I got dallased by my boyfriend Zach yesterday.
dallased by moresau October 29, 2020

Dallased 

a verb meaning for one to get fucked very hard by another
Harry gets dallased by louis whenever he wants
Dallased by dallaslarry October 29, 2020

Dallased 

To get fingered up thy ass. (v/pn)
Get Dallased!!
Please Dallas me.
You just got Dallased.
Your finger smells, did you just Dallas yourself.
Dallased by Dallas Haters April 30, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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