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The time of the morning, just on dawn when the noise of birds screeching across the sky and screaming from the trees is so

loud it wakes people out of their drink-induced comas.
My head was thumping with the most massive hangover and I'd only

crawled into bed 30 minutes earlier when the noisiest bird time I've

ever heard made it impossible to sleep.
bird time by Scarlett.007 February 7, 2010
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The time of day where birds go ape shit approximately at 4:02 am and allow no one to fucking sleep.
Man 1: "Don't owls stay up all night; so, does that mean that bird time is all the time!?"

Man 2: "Fuck..."
Bird Time by Ñoha January 14, 2020

Bird Time Go 

Commonly abbreviated "BTG", Bird Time Go is the second illest and nastiest 8 Piece Hip-Hop group (second to Wu-Tang Clan), consisting of:

BB Thirst (Tim Ahern)
Dr. Z (Dan Rich)
J Blaze (Jon Burns)
M.C. B-Mic (Steve Johnson)
DJ Oats (Nick Murphy)
J-Caz (Jeff Caswell)
D illin' (Dylan Alexander)
Neal the Real Deal (Neal Beaudreau)

Bird Time Go was formed in southern RI on 8/19/2008. You can listen to them at:

www.myspace.com/birdtimego
Paul: "What the fuck you know 'bout Bird Time Go?"

Sam: "Lyrics so tight, like a fucking game show?"
Bird Time Go by babyspookysexy October 4, 2009

baby bird feeding time

The position where a person is kneeling in front of a standing man while giving head, and withdraws away from the penis with their mouth open and tongue out waiting for the ejaculation..
Man! Your girlfriend looked so cute in the baby bird feeding time last night!
baby bird feeding time by Dougtwin September 20, 2017

Bird to Sign Time 

This phrase is used by inbreds or hicks to replace the phrase "quarter mile time" when racing. Usually used by the inbreds when racing a POS truck against another POS truck. Imagine street racing without the city and out by a old barn and corn field.
"Hey Cletus, what your bird to sign time on that big ol' truck you have been haulin' that hay with?" "It's about 7.8 seconds I reckon." "Well shit, I suppose you would beat in my John Dear green tractor." "Damn straight, I'm packin' a 350 hemi supercharger in this bitch." "Your shittin me?"
Bird to Sign Time by S_Diesel October 31, 2009

Third time's a bird rhyme

A regional version of "Third time's a charm".
I couldn't do it the first two times, but third time's a bird rhyme.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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