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1. an amazing selfless person that everyone loves being around. typically a guy with an amazing cock

2. an asshole that only opens up for his friends but hates anyone who doesnt tolerate new ideas

3. a talented creative person that loves to write, read, dance, take photos, edit. pretty much anything art related

4. all of the above and if they are you should take advantage. theyre an asset to any group!
We need a daif in this group
daif by angrycorndog July 4, 2018
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acronym: Dumb Ass Ignorant Fucker
What a DAIF!!!
DAIF by Disturbed-off February 5, 2010
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Daifa is a combination of Dingi and Haifa, together they create the ultimate nickname. DAIFA
"HEY DAIFA"
Daifa by Daifa January 4, 2021
A Daifu is a Japanese term used to describe someone as retarded
Friend: “Soooo.. how is your girlfriend?”
Friend 2: “Meh, she is being a daifu...”
daifu by Hidma February 25, 2021
He will have sex with your significant other. Heavy drinker and hookah smoker. Is great to have around life of party.
Daifrel will have sex with your significant other. Facts
Daifrel by Daifrel November 23, 2021

Daifuku Fair 

The Zenith of Human Civilization. Every moment of humanity has all contributed to this very event. Bask in it's greatness.
"You were supposed to be here yesterday for your court trial! Where were you?"
"Apologies, your honor, I was at the Daifuku Fair"
"No need to apologize. I find the defendant Not Guilty."
Daifuku Fair by ScrewAllScrimble September 21, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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