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A dope who strives to be president of simp nation. A little too soft for his own good. Doesn’t even strive for mediocrity.
Damn! Look at that gargaro - holding the door fo that thot. Can’t even simp right.
Gargaro by Johnnie the Stick June 13, 2020
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I'll be in the garage. 

I'll be in the garage is a reference to the show "Rick and Morty where rick and his lover call it off. He gets home and tells his family how life is meaningless and says I'll be in the garage, where he has a attempt of suicide.
Jake: Are you okay dude? That break up was pretty harsh.

Gage: Yeah I'm fine, I'll be in the garage.

garage doors 

One shade of eyeshadow going from the lid to the browbone.
"That bitch had garage doors like it was the 80s

Garage ass 

Bruce has a bad case of garage ass since the fleet is in port!
Garage ass by I, Wreckerrr November 9, 2016

Parking Garage 

"Do you want to Parking Garage?"
"We we're Parking Garaging last night"
"Let's Parking Garage on the Parking Garage"

Gargantous

Gargantous is a word used to describe something that is massive or very very big. Males like to use this word alot.
Billy: hey willy wanna go play swords with our gargantous dicks later
willy: sorry billy i cant i already promised this gargantous dick to my friend andrew later