verb: When girls and/or women named Claire take over a conversation by telling mildly over-confident stories about their own personal experiences, thereby subtly directing the conversation so that it revolves totally around them.
Friend: "I think my boyfriend might be cheating on me!"
Claire: "That happened to me once, too. It was really sad and hard because I ..."
(20 minutes pass)
Friend: "Thanks for Clairifying! UGH!"
Claire: "That happened to me once, too. It was really sad and hard because I ..."
(20 minutes pass)
Friend: "Thanks for Clairifying! UGH!"
by bellcla February 3, 2010
Carl: "Janine, I don't understand"
Clair: "Allow me to Clairify this: she just broke up with you, dumbass"
Clair: "Allow me to Clairify this: she just broke up with you, dumbass"
by razumzhiro October 19, 2020