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right fart 

if there can be a right whale, i can have right farts...!
a right fart would be a perfect fart, ie: when the sonic sweet spot and bouquet is divine!!
john cleared out the room, but it was nevertheless a right fart

i blew a right fart while being suckled, and had that human gagging!

my right fart illuminated the room after ignition from my lighter, all the 'heads' swooned!
right fart by michael foolsley January 30, 2010
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Suck the fart right out of her 

Placing your lips and sucking on the female milfs ass hole until she releases the winds of the gods upon your face
Person 1- “Ellie’s mother is a milf”
Person 2- “I would like to suck the fart right out of her”

finger me right in the fartbox 

it means finger me in the arse
oii mate finger me right in the fartbox

rightfast 

A discriptive word saying what the speaker is referring to won't take too long so lets do it now. Originating from a form of 'really fast.'
"Hey, come here rightfast"

"Let's swing by the crib rightfast"
rightfast by dusty June 27, 2004