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Jerkless January 

Jerkless January is an event in which, if you failed NNN, you are to go the entire month of January without jerking off, for if you failed NNN, you will be redeemed if you participate in JJ, but if you fail NNN AND JJ, then you will be classified as the inbred fucking failure you are (but only if you decided to participate in NNN (or JJ) in the first place)! People who won NNN can also partake in JJ, anyone is able to do JJ, and besides, I`m sure it would be good for you if you were the retard who decided to participate in Destroy your Dick December.
Fred: Zack, I think I`m gonna participate in Jerkless January this year.
Zack: I believe in you! We may have failed NNN, but we will not fail this month!!
Related Words

The Jonkler 

The Jonkler: *jerks man off*
Man: I’m proud of you dick
The Jonkler by Lazy Bro August 15, 2023

junkless 

junkless means a person who doesn't have private body parts. reference is supernatural drama serial season 11 episode 19. there were creatures who were being called junkless.
he is junkless he cant perform sex
junkless by aadil140 May 22, 2016
Miscellaneous thing. Often cheap junk or worthless. Something you would buy at a tourist shop.
That store is full of nothing but jinklets.
jinklet by .micki. April 2, 2009

Keg Jenkem 

When you huff the gas mixture out of a keg to get a nice head rush. Est. 2010 Rowan
Rick was drunk and the keg was empty so he pressed the top for a hit of keg jenkem.
Keg Jenkem by Rick the Brick October 17, 2010

Ronald Jenkees 

wow look at Ronald Jenkees play hes fucking good
Ronald Jenkees by cky2gen August 26, 2010