Smallfoot 

The younger, unpopular and failed brother of Bigfoot.

Much the same as his older brother, but smaller, with untidy, ungroomed hair.

His parents regard him as a failure.

James: Hey! Frank! While I was out shooting bears with my Dad we seen Smallfoot! Fucking wicked!!

Frank: Shut up James. Smallfoot is a failure. You should have turned the other cheek.

James: Oh. Alright

Frank: It's Bigfoot or bust, brother.

Smallfoot by Sleazehound January 20, 2010

smallwood 

A cool guy with a noble yet unfortunately ridiculed (especially during the middle school years) surname. This cool guy, mind you, kept a list of all of those punk-ass kids. Warning: the dragon sleeps, but his slumber can be easily awakened...his wrath will be indescribable.

Joe: Hey, do you know Smallwood?
Jeff: Yeah, he's a cool cat!

smallwood by cincinnati bowtie November 8, 2006

smallwood 

Truly one of the worlds legends, a heroic figure currently residing in Edinburgh (for the yanks amongst u, edinburgh is the capital of scotland, and no scotland is not a part of england, its a separate country!).

Person 1: hey, who's that hero over there?
Person 2: u serious?
person 1: yeah, he looks awesome!
person 3: dude, thats smallwood! he saves babies in his spare time
crowd: {collective sigh in awe}

smallwood by Smallio Banderas August 30, 2008

smallfort

A clan arena built by KatPhish of Smallfort for the half-Life mod, Team Fortress Classic.

We play at smallfort all the time.

smallfort by KatPhish October 9, 2006

smallwood steamroller 

A sexual act of ejaculating on a person's face, then rolling your flacid penis, hence small wood, across said person's face.

I hooked up with a girl in Kentucky and totally gave her a smallwood steamroller.

smallwood steamroller by flarmp375 November 17, 2017

smallwood 

a guy in your high school who wants to rule the world.

dude, your such a smallwood.

smallwood by connoe June 14, 2006

Smallgot 

Typically used to describe someone who is intolerant or insufferable specifically towards White Males and is in ironic essence a bigot themselves.

You're just a bigot.
Well ironically, you're a smallgot. Lol.

Smallgot by Mr.Elusiv January 3, 2016