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thinkulator 

The part of one's brain that actually does the thinking-as opposed to the areas that deal with sex ("Me want FUCK!"), food ("Me want peanut butter cups."), relationships ("Me want FUCK!"), seeking shelter/safety (frequently negotiated via demand for/willingness to provide sex and peanut butter cups), fashion sense ("You're going to wear THAT?").
Taking the college entrance exam really strained my "thinkulator"-I can tell because I notice a "fizzing" sensation in my head, then my eyes and ears start crossing and uncrossing.
thinkulator by Mary Nightshade January 17, 2010
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Thinkatory 

A person who thinks too much about stupid and arbitrary things, like grudges or past memories
He is such a thinkatory person because he can not stop thinking about that one time he tripped on the playground in 3rd grade.
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Thinkubator

The room in which colleagues go to engage in critical thinking. See thinkubation.
Sally, Jessie, and Rafael spent most of the morning in the thinkubator at the home offices of Disney. Several ideas were proposed as the day grew longer and longer.
Thinkubator by backotruck February 24, 2013

Thinkulate 

To conduct a thought based calculation regarding one's life and or future actions.
"Jeffrey thinkulated that he would be unable to sleep for another 4 hours."
Thinkulate by Thinkulator November 28, 2012
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026