One who contstantly sends out
email invites to
XBOX live events, and then stiffs because either he is so pussy whipped or he runs a fever of 98.8, and has 'sniffles.' Also known as an ass crammer, helmet browner,
fudge packer, hershey highway rider, etc.
"Sorry I missed you guys last night, I had to rub my
wife's
feet, do the laundy and iron all of our socks, while my
wife has a nap."
"Sorry I missed you guys, I was not feeling too well. My nose was a bit runny and I took my temperature, rectally of course, and I'm running 98.8 degree fever. Cough, cough."