Tuke

The greatest insult of all time. Most commonly used with a negative tone of voice but can sometimes be perceived as a compliment. Pronounced in a a very low, deep rumbling tone of voice and can be drawn out for as long as the user may feel is necessary.

Also the name of a dance move called "the Tuke" in which one spreads his/her arms out wide while rolling the wrists and simultaneously crossing his/her legs over one another at the ankles.

"You're a Tuke!"
"TUUUUUUUKKKKEEEE"
"Son do me a favor hit the Tuke one more time"

by SlappyCrew December 31, 2015

Tuke

The canadian phrase for beanie

You got your tuke for snowboarding?

by Brady January 15, 2004

Tuke

An acronym for The Ugliest Kid Ever coined in Arlington, Ma and used quite frequently.

TUKE:

T- The

U-Ugliest

K- Kid

E- ever.

Ex. 1: Woah! You hooked up with her? That biddy is Tuke!

Ex. 2: That tuke biddy over there keeps givin me the eye, let's dip before she jumps on my dick.

by Dr. PillowPants August 5, 2010

Tuke

The act of quickly shooting a large hard shit out of your ass.

Jared did a tuke during our camping trip and when he did it we thought it was a tree falling down.

by goldISgood March 19, 2010

Tuke

Someone who acts retarded with no mental excuse

If she thinks she can catch me, she's a fuckin tuke. No way am I going to marry that ho

by Aballofcorn May 3, 2014

Tuke

Slang term for hair that has been styled.

Man, quit messin' with the tuke

by Forsaken s0ul June 25, 2005

Tuke

Someone who acts retarded with no mental excuse

If she thinks she can catch me, she's a fuckin tuke. No way am I going to marry that ho

by Aballofcorn May 3, 2014