swoopbone Share definition Flag 1: to have sex in a short period of time2:to be ragged or worn out3: a curved penis 1: I just swoopboned your girl.2:Those are some swoopboned sneakers.3: I was born with a huge swoopbone. swoopbone by H3X3CUT3 January 7, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the swoopbone mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch