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Jack Walsh

an icon, a legend, and he is the moment
did you see jack walsh over there? he is an icon. a legend. and he is the moment.
Jack Walsh by langellier September 23, 2021

Jack Walsh

Jack Walsh is a phatt ting that has about two braincells in his head and has the face of a melted welly. He looks like a coconut and acts like one to. He plays football with his fugly friends and has breathes like there is no air in the world(#asthma). Has no bunda and ginger hair
But after all of that is a princess, nice and funny with dance moves like shakira
See that peng ting with the Shakira hips ova der, ya that must be Jack Walsh
Jack Walsh by Yappayappayappa August 4, 2020

Jack's Car Wash 

In Fresno,the universal meeting place for all MILF's. They gather to get their car wash, buy their kids some tasty treats, or to simply hang out. They are most commonly found driving their black Range Rovers, or "Milfmobiles", at around 10-11am on Sundays.
Jahn: "Hey are you going to Jack's Car Wash?"

Saggy: "Yeah dude all the MILFS will be there!"
Jack's Car Wash by Magic striss March 13, 2009

jackwash 

a moment when you have a total number of 69 sexual partners, first used by Hugh Johnson during the Lasagna Cat Sex Survey Results video.
"Hugh Johnson, 69... a jackwash!"
jackwash by DerpHerpbert August 12, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026