warming up
warming up by SwollenMonkeyCock November 27, 2009
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warming up the altarboy's supper
the act of masturbation.
warming up the altarboy's supper by tbod February 25, 2008
warming up the car
Leaving a large group of people with your significant other, saying you are going to "warm up the car" but are really engaging in some sort of sexual activity with them. Much less suspicious when said in the winter, but is extremely fishy in the summer.
Boy whispers to girlfriend: "Hey baby do you wanna go warm up the car?"
Girlfriend whispers back: "I thought you'd never ask."
"Hey we'll be back in a few minutes, it's cold outside so we're gonna warm up the car."
A couple leaves to 'warm up the car', and one person says to the rest of the group: "Wait, why are they warming up the car? It's the middle of summer!"
Girlfriend whispers back: "I thought you'd never ask."
"Hey we'll be back in a few minutes, it's cold outside so we're gonna warm up the car."
A couple leaves to 'warm up the car', and one person says to the rest of the group: "Wait, why are they warming up the car? It's the middle of summer!"
warming up the car by Love Rider January 19, 2010
Warming Up the Oven
The act of teasing your sex partner by kissing, licking, or touching tender spots when going down on them.
Warming Up the Oven by Mr.Impeccable February 17, 2012
Warmin' up your sweet spot
How do like warmin' up your sweet spot?
I love to have a glass of wine, a little jazz and cook a nice meal.
I love to have a glass of wine, a little jazz and cook a nice meal.
Warmin' up your sweet spot by sexbeyond40 May 20, 2014
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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