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Textlisted 

Not worthy of an individual phone call. To be demoted to a text message notification rather than making a separate phone call.
Mike: Hey Joe, did you make all your holiday phone calls?
Joe: Yes, I called a bunch of people
Mike: Did you call your uncle Junior?
Joe: No, he's been Textlisted. I sent him and a bunch of others a group message.

Mike: Yeah, don't waste your time.
Textlisted by ynbk November 25, 2009
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Textistential Crisis 

Angrily texting your friends and family late in the night about politics after having too many Miller Lite's
In the throes of a textistential crisis, Eric Trump messaged his old friends, late into the night, about their own immoralities.
Textistential Crisis by _pone_ July 31, 2020

Textistentialism 

The process of self-actualization and realization by means of texting, tweeting and other electronic connections. The philosophy driven by the belief, I text, therefore I am.
Watching people on the train furiously tapping messages into the ether on their smart phones, Chad wondered if he was surrounded by the followers of Textistentialism. Chad didn't like the textistentialists and wished he could move to a shack in the hills.
Textistentialism by Biff Crashly October 16, 2009

textuasted 

how you feel when you have been texting for a long time to multiple people.
My friends have been blowing up my phone and I am textuasted.
textuasted by Donella Buckcity February 28, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026