A game that is played in a group. One person gets three names chosen by the group. The names are people he/she knows or it could be celebrities.

Then that person chooses which of those three he/she would fuck, marry, and kill.

*Note: Choosing people they know, from school for example, makes it more fun and interesting. This is not intended for literal thoughts.

"Ok. Tom, Megan Fox, and Matt. Fuck-marry-kill."

"Ummm alright, I would fuck Megan Fox,
marry Tom and kill Matt."

fuck-marry-kill by Pamp28 February 9, 2009

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kill yourself and fuck the body

An expression that gently informs the listener that their company or commentary is not appreciated.

See also: fuck off and die

You: Hi. Nice weather, huh?
Me: Kill yourself and fuck the body!

kill yourself and fuck the body by C. S. July 7, 2005

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Fuck marry kill Russian roulette

When two people randomly load a revolver with two bullets, two blanks, and leave two chambers empty. One person randomly spins the cylinder and fires at the other. If it clicks, they fuck. If it’s a blank, they marry. If it fires…

“I had to leave her she kept insisting that we play fuck marry kill Russian roulette”

“Damn that’s psycho. Glad you got outta that”

Fuck marry kill Russian roulette by cougarpuzzlebox August 5, 2023

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Fuck-marry-kill

From stepbrothers, other people have seen it too.

Fuck-marry-kill was still popular back in 2008.

Fuck-marry-kill by Solid Mantis June 27, 2020

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