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ass puppy 

A person who always follows someone around, sort of like an attempt to be cool.
Joe is Steve's ass puppy
ass puppy by Jack Holf December 29, 2005
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asspuppet 

A pompous blow-hard with little or no redeeming social value much like a terd which hangs from the anus and requires you to make it "dance like a puppet" to get it to fall into the toilet.
Steven is a total asspuppet.
asspuppet by David December 9, 2003

ass puppy 

another insult term, such as moron
Way to go, ass puppy!!
ass puppy by steve December 9, 2003

Asspuppet 

Some one who talks all kinds of shit thru their ass almost as if strings were attached to their turd cutter
Brian,the shit talking pickle puffer he is,was being a freaking asspuppet when he tried denying his true love for the shim
Asspuppet by Rob(pcm at the shore) January 18, 2003

ass puppy 

A small turd. Used as an insult.
You're quite an ass puppy, Joey.
ass puppy by Deep Toad June 25, 2005
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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