Smelk 

Being smelked means being ripped off.

Bro 1: How much was that necklace bro?

Bro 2: €10
Bro 1: corrr, you’ve been totally smelked off

Smelk by Fozbot August 28, 2022

smelk 

meaning to smell or to produce substances that smell.

"eww who smelked?"

"did you just smelk?"

"you smelk so smelking bad"

smelk by smelker November 16, 2009

Smelk 

Very annoying person.

Normally have "bad crack" or "terrible banter"

They enjoy being called 'lads' when really they are just boys who enjoy 'tinnies' and football and sausage fests.

A Smelk (the noun), is not to be confused with a misspelling of the word 'smell' on texts.

The person actually mispelling the word 'smell' may use the word to regain their dignity.

ERGH, that guy over there is drunk off one can!
God i know, he's such a smelk.

OH, it could have been SO embarressing today, i accidently texted 'u smelk' to this lad.
He obviously thought i was a clumsy oaf but i was able to say it had been purposeful. If he didn't believe me, he could check Urban Dictionary ;)

Smelk by zore June 24, 2010

Smelk

A very wet smelling smell, like wet garbage, a wet dog sitting on a couch, or public bathroom window juice.

Cactus really smelks
She is really short and smelky
Something really smelks in here
This basement has a certain smelk to it

Smelk by Flam_Central February 15, 2026

Jail Smell 

Someone whose body stinks from ass sweat, grime, funk,matted shit and any other unsavory stench.

"Buddy standing in line ahead of me stinks so bad it brings tears to my eyes. He definitely has the Jail Smell!"

Jail Smell by will bitten January 5, 2017

smell addiction 

Addiction to & cravings of chemical smells like felt tip markers, gasoline, paint, etc.

I was Quite surprised to discover I have smell addiction! I crave to smell these things, even tho I know it ain't good for me.

smell addiction by Starchylde June 26, 2016

Smeckledorfed 

To be fooled/taken advantage of

Friend:Hey did you see the Maroon 5 performance at Superbowl LIII?
Me: Yeah they promised 'Sweet Victory' from Spongebob. We've been Smeckledorfed!!

Smeckledorfed by JaquesStrappe February 3, 2019