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Barakolyte 

Noun: A term to describe a person who has blind faith in, and worship for Barak Obama
"Man, I got into a big round and round argument with Mike last night over Barak Obama's latest faux pas." "Don't let it get to you Ted, Mike's a Barakolyte and can't be logically reasoned with through classical means."
Barakolyte by voxtorious October 14, 2008
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barakobameter 

Theoretical device (like a barometer) that measures how well Barak Obama is doing in the polls, or any other aspect of his campaign for presidency, or how much one of your friends talks about him.
The barakobameter has been rising since he won Wisconsin.
barakobameter by liz.j February 20, 2008

Marmarason/Barason

Marmarason is a person who thinks too much about girls, often bails on the boys for one girl
The word Barason is also used to define a person who enjoys simping for girls.
Dude 1: So are we going to meet up at your place?

Dude 2: No sorry I'm actually going to simp to this hot ass girl I saw on Instagram the other day so we can't meet up today

Dude 1: You think too much about girls, you are a Marmarason/Barason
Marmarason/Barason by Thin August 22, 2020

Barakobamaphobia 

The irrational fear of people named Barak Obama.
Steve: I'm scared of Barak Obama
Trevor: Why?
Steve: I'm sorry, I have Barakobamaphobia
Dude 1: Yo your grandma died.
Dude 2: Barkson.
Dude 1 (whispers): This guy is a fucking savage.
Barkson by Wiffler June 4, 2016

BarakaObama 

{bawaka owobama} is the sweetest bf in the world. Too bad he's taken by some lucky retard named aya. He likes to tease her everyday . He is the most caring and loving boyfriend ever. Oh yeah, he's also retarded and racist but it'll rub off on you. ALSO he is a very bery big dummy and a big bebe. Obama if ur reading this, ily <3
someone: who is BarakaObama
aya: a kyoot perverted dumbass
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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