Jummits

Nickname for any person with awesomness that can be compared to that of Jesus and Chuck Norris. Also an active advocate against the containment and reproduction of gingers.

1. Dude! Jummits just ate a football!

2. Don't even try to be like Jummits. It's practically unpossible.

Jummits by guyfriendbuddy October 21, 2009

Jumpits

Jumpits

A pair of generously sized tits concealed by a jumper. Usually, the woman will wear the jumper in an attempt to hide her natural endowments from men, but ultimately fails as this further draws attention to the colossal size.

Example: My God, look at those jumpits.

Example 2: You know the girl. It was the one with the mega jumpits.

Jumpits by Pherodine October 29, 2015

Jummius Maximus 

Used to describe a massive wager on a sporting event. A big wager.

The two guys at the bar went Jummius Maximus against the Patriots week 1. What a bunch of morons.

I went Jummius Maximus on Virginia Tech yesterday. God my bank account is suffering.

Jummius Maximus by Ernesto3 September 12, 2012