hambonics

oddly constructed phrases that sound reasonable at first but upon further consideration you realize that he's blabbering

I'm going to the crapateria for a cup of coffee
Man, this strategery has my head spinning

hambonics by Pecanwombat January 6, 2004

Hamboning 

Smack your hands against your body repeatedly, mainly the torso to chest area, and continue to smack hands on body and say "hambooooniiinngggg" in Rigby's voice from Regular Show.

Rigby: HAMBONINGGGG
Mordecai: No...
Rigby: HAMBONING WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE ONE DAY!!!! It'll be like "what! you tried to mug me?"
*proceeds to hambone for 20 seconds*
Mordecai: NO! We're not doing that, okay!? Okay!?
Rigby: Fine...

Hamboning by ayyywasupdoe January 28, 2020

Hamboning 

A series of rythmic slaps and pats on the body to create music. Can also be used to fend off muggers.

You finna mug me bro? Hamboning could save your life one day ya know.

Hamboning by Apache99 March 1, 2018

Hamboning 

A series of rhythmic slaps and pats on the body to create music. Can also be used to fend off muggers

Steven Hickman is the ultiamate hamboner

Rigby: "It'll be all like what, you tryin to mug me? *begins hamboning*"

Hamboning by ShadowTheX September 10, 2010

hambonied 

adj; etymology- comes from hambone, although useage has nothing to do with one.
used to describe a stated of being completly inebriated or high.

Sally: How did you get home last night? You were pretty drunk.
Billy:I have no idea! I was so hambonied that i shit my pants!

hambonied by C.W. Anderson III September 26, 2005

hambonia 

The imaginary place you go when you are drunker than drunk can be.

Im headed to Hambonia.

hambonia by Colt Sever April 6, 2005

Hammonism

The one-upping of another's story or comment with one of your own, with the goal of impressing others.

Waiter: Have a nice day!
Thomas: You have a better one!

Mason: I think I caught the flu, I'm feeling pretty bad.
Thomas: I don't feel so hot either, since I have Crohn's.
Micah: that's a Hammonism!

Hammonism by Lubison710 October 11, 2011