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Dicklashed 

Marked with a red welt from being whipped by a penis.
Bryan: I was entering the shower just as the old lady was exiting and so I dicklashed her as we passed.
Dicklashed by 808Rockz June 10, 2014

Dicklashed/dickwhipped 

dicklashed or dickwhipped is when one or a group of people is persa not their normal selfs as they have now been whipped or lashed by the said dick to only then think about dick and the owner of said dick

dickwasher 

n: Refers to a person's mouth.
Shut your dickwasher! Bring your dickwasher over here and put it to use.
dickwasher by Scott Free May 30, 2006

Dickfished 

When someone is catfished with a dick pic. See catfish.
Much to Lily's surprise, Adam's actual penis looked nothing like the one in the picture that had texted to her. The one in the picture clearly belonged to Jamal. To her chagrin, Lily had been dickfished.
Dickfished by Marco the Great October 26, 2013

dicklash 

A stress injury to the neck caused by sucking dick or otherwise orally receiving a phallus.
Katharine: Ah! My neck has been killing me since last night!

Kevin: Did you go out with Long Dick Larry again? Girl, you better sue that cat for giving you dicklash!
dicklash by melidollabillz February 7, 2014

Dicksmashed 

Although it was Amanda's bday, Karen ended up getting so dicksmashed that she puked everywhere.
Dicksmashed by Jo W July 30, 2013