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speed hole

When drinking a canned beverage, especially beer, the speed hole is a hole punctured in the top of the can farthest away from the drinking hole. The speed hole thus allows air to displace the liquid in said can, thereby enabling the drinker to consume the beverage as quickly as desired
Always drill a speed hole in your beer and chug it whilst fishing on a sunny day, so your beer doesn't get hot.
speed hole by Andrukas January 4, 2004
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speed holes 

Holes you put in the hood of your car with a pickaxe to (supposedly) make it go faster. These holes may also be installed via sniper fire.
Ned: Whatcha diddely-doin', neighbor?

Homer: Aw, putting speed holes in my car. Makes it go faster.

Ned: Is that so? Well, gee, maybe the old Flanders-mobile could use some
speed holes by RobbyPants May 30, 2008

speed holes 

Holes in your car that makes it go faster.
Jorge said he was going to put speed holes on joes car with a pick axe.
speed holes by speed hole gunzales October 30, 2010
My bitch's seed hole be tight dawg.
Seed Hole by Crunk Vegas Tech October 5, 2015

Sneedhole 

Noun

1. A person who is an asshat, cumdumpster, toolbox, or any other type of f*ckface.

2. One who uses an imaginary PR firm as a means of selling heady LK prints

3. An individual who can sell 1000 cds with a mere post on a messageboard (note: Most often on Phantasy Whore)
Dude 1: "Brah, did you sell me a bunk LK print?"

Dude 2: "Hah, like yeah...I totally ruled yr face and siiYOURb"

Dude 1: "You f*ckin Sneedhole, I'll cut you"
Sneedhole by ecalgP May 30, 2005
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026