pseudo-frindle Share definition Flag A pencil. Since a frindle is a pen, a pseudo-frindle must obviously be a pencil. Pseudo-frindles don't last long. That's why they're pseudo. pseudo-frindle by Geoffrey_the_Giraffe September 29, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the pseudo-frindle mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch