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the way to survive on Goucher College Campus

includes name, birthdate, goucher id, picture, money,key to any building, meal plans, laundry money-everything you need.

if you lose it, you cant do anything and must rely on friends and kind souls to let you in to buildings and give you food

it sucks
"oh hayli, i cant find my one card, can i get a meal from you?"

(2:00 in the morning)
"who wants to walk me back to stimson, i lost my onecard"

"i have a shitload of laundry to do, good luck i have my onecard
OneCard by pieinterestsme September 27, 2009
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one card short of a deck 

Kinda nutty. A little crazy. Genetically speaking, simple.
Dick Cheney is one card short of a deck.

OneCardFam 

A closely knit group of people with different personalities and backgrounds who have somehow found themselves together and the common factor that stands with them is their OneCard.

These people are the best kind of people with high humour capabilities.

They are forgiving but never forgetful. Straightforward with their approaches and are the most vocal ones.

When you have such people, call it your good fortune and never lose them.
You can never miss out on your OneCardFam.
OneCardFam by Moio November 24, 2021
Definition of onecar
The reality of his new life didn’t really hit him until bedtime. I had set up a sleeping quarters in the onecar garage attached through the side of the house.
onecar by anonymous October 26, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026