Lonely Boner

A person that has no life, friends, and especially girlfriend, who sits at home with nothing to do other than sit at home and beat off all the time.

"Where would I be without college? I wouldn't have friends, I wouldn't have a girlfriend, I would be the lonely boner that sits at home and jacks off all the time."

by lonelybonerx2 September 22, 2009

Lonely boner

"Lonely Boner" refers to a virgin or someone who has been without sexual activity for a long time.

My friend Derrick is a lonely boner, or my brother Chad has a lonely boner.

by Rufus T (for Tucker) December 19, 2008

Lone Boner

a guy/girl who thinks a chick is hot, but literally none of his/her friends agree.

dude you are such a lone boner thinking about that emily chick.

by azeensmellsgreat October 16, 2010

lone boner

something alone that sticks out

if theres only one cloud in the sky its the lone boner

by babyjesus15 November 25, 2009

Lonely boner boy

Virgin

In a dark room there sits a lonely boner boy wishing for Hentai haven...

by Ido44you March 21, 2019

Lone Boner

A lone Boner is a very lonly guy who never gets sex for getting dumped by a girlfriend or some shit.

i'm feeling like a lone boner because my girlfriend never came here

by tuckboi February 9, 2022