introdouchon 

when you are forced to go to a meeting and the introduction was written by or presented by a douche bag

My morning meeting was a total introdouchon.

introdouchon by equestrienne8 September 14, 2009

introdouching 

the act of introducing a douche to someone.

Apple Email: "Introdouching the iPhone 5"

Ashley: "hey guys i'd like to introdouche my ex boyfriend Josh"

introdouching by Matt Huff October 6, 2011

introdouched 

When a person introduces themselves in an unnecessarily/excessively obnoxious or idiotic way in an effort to humor themselves

John introdouched himself to Katie by exposing himself before they even spoke.

introdouched by datnig052 July 7, 2011

Introdouche 

verb; the act of introducing a complete douche bag of an egotist, that has absolutely NOTHING to be egotistical about

"Ladies and Gentle, it is my extreme displeasure to introdouche the 44th President of the United States."

Introdouche by NCKnobster April 2, 2012

Introdouche 

The way in which a douchebag would go about introducing his/herself. Bragging about their meaningless accomplishments in an attempt to impress you.

Chris: Watch this, John's about to introdouche himself to Carol.

John (Speaking to Carol) : "Nice to meet you, John's the name. Nice rack. Think I met you one time at the bowling party. I won three times."

Carol: "Thanks for introdouching yourself."

Introdouche by NickPisky February 10, 2012

introdouche 

When a guy introduces the girl he's been seeing (i.e. sleeping with) as his "friend" and not his girlfriend.

Chip has been seeing Sarah for three months. They have been dating and spending nights at each others places for a month.

Chip: This is my friend Sarah.
Sarah: Did you just introdouche me as a friend?!

introdouche by Shanningans October 30, 2012

Introdouche 

When someone introduces you to a potential love interest and cock blocks you at the same time.

Bob to Mary - "Hey have you met my friend Tom, you just moved into a new place right? Maybe you can help him out he is still living with his mom."

Tom - "Yo man you so just Introdouched me!"

Introdouche by everlastingben June 14, 2010