tinted visor 

A plastic cage with a dark tint often used on hockey helmets.

The term is used to describe the clarity of a man's vision when intoxicated and how it affects his judgment on a woman's hotness.

"She's not bad lookin'. I'd screw her with the tinted visor on."

"I can't believe I just woke up next to that! I MUST have had the tinted visor on last night!"

tinted visor by Bake Hix September 6, 2009

With Tinted Visor 

Being so drunk, that women who you once thought weren't attractive suddenly become attractive. Alcohol is usually to blame. It gets it's name from a piece of glass, attached to a hockey helmet for eye protection. With this glass tinted, it would become very hard to see or distinguish things which are distinguishable otherwise.

"She's smokin'...with tinted visor on of course."

With Tinted Visor by Blinky938 September 6, 2009