A town in Victoria, Australia which is definately much higher above the sea level than Sale, Longford or Bairnsdale (Coonsdale).
This place is where awesome people live... And it has the best water in Gippsland!
Travis: "Heyy Jack, wanna come to my house?"
Jack: "Where do you live?"
Travis: "Oh, in Metung"
Jack: "WHAT?! That place is fucking awesome!!!"
Travis: "So what? Do you still wanna come over?"
Jack: "No way! I would be to far away from my beloved Jane!"

Scott: "Don't let jack go there, he wil spread his dandruff everywhere!"
Damo: "What The Hell?"
Jane: " DUDE I HAD THE MOST FUCKED UP DREAM LAST NIGHT!"
by Some Coon From The Dale September 3, 2009
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A town in Victoria, Australia, which falls below sea level.
It's also a gathering point for stranger danger!
Travis: "Heyy Jack, wanna come to my house?"
Jack: "Where do you live?"
Travis: "Oh, in Metung"
Jack: "WHAT?! That place is such a hole!"
Travis: "So what? Do you still wanna come over?"
Jack: "No way! I might catch aids!"

Scott: "Big Big Big Hole! Massive!"
Damo: "What The Hell?"
by Elyza's Twin, Grace September 3, 2009
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