Animal
1)Animal from The Muppets got some mad skills!
2)Did you see whozit's drummer? Dude's a fuckin Animal!
2)Did you see whozit's drummer? Dude's a fuckin Animal!
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The janitor called the class in a room and said, "Who pooped on a plate, and stuck it in the locker with a paper saying 'Suprise!!!!'. We are humans not animals!"
Animal by thankyouforlistening September 15, 2005
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animal by Missfizzypill August 7, 2003
animal
Multi-cellular living organism who can move (unlike plants), consume other organisms and who can respond to stimuli from its environnement and who sometimes is able to use tools and even computers.
Wrongly considered to be majorly different from humans, as in reality there is no real border between humans, since the history of humanity shows many species going from commonly-considered animals to the modern man, without any real break in the evolution that would show a border between animals and humans.
Animals are often considered less than what they really are (such as walking-food) and many humans feel insulted when recalled they are animals as indeed it should rather be animals who should feel insulted for being considered so much lower than humans.
Wrongly considered to be majorly different from humans, as in reality there is no real border between humans, since the history of humanity shows many species going from commonly-considered animals to the modern man, without any real break in the evolution that would show a border between animals and humans.
Animals are often considered less than what they really are (such as walking-food) and many humans feel insulted when recalled they are animals as indeed it should rather be animals who should feel insulted for being considered so much lower than humans.
Hmmmm...well if we're not supposed to eat the animals, then how come they are made out of meat? (now replace "animals" by "humans" and see how it keeps the same meaning)
animal by FrenchLascar187 April 18, 2005
animal
Used to describe someone who is just a savage, vicious animal bastard.
(Sometimes pronounced with random excentuated consanants and vowels. Fore example. "You Annn-i-mal!!"
(Sometimes pronounced with random excentuated consanants and vowels. Fore example. "You Annn-i-mal!!"
Guy 1: Glen is eating that steak out of a cup with a butterknife only..
Guy 2: He just jammed the who thing in his mouth so he could keep playing Dark Souls..
Both: What an animal..
Guy 2: He just jammed the who thing in his mouth so he could keep playing Dark Souls..
Both: What an animal..
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animal by Mark Keenan April 21, 2004
Animal
I know this definition will get voted down, because too many people here like murder, hate animals, and are overall idiots.
I always wanted to be an animal.
I mean, wouldn't it be awesome to be a chicken? You have to jump over somebody to get to where you're going, you're swimming in your own feces, you're surrounded by a shitload of other chickens and then killed at the age of 2 months... erm... okay, a pig.
You're castrated at birth and fed until you can't stand, and if you don't eat fast enough you're banged against concrete and shot if you aren't fat enough to slaughter... erm... cows?
Being constantly pregnant so you can provide milk to another species and then when you aren't "useful" enough you get to be turned into food... nope, being an animal kinda sucks.
I always wanted to be an animal.
I mean, wouldn't it be awesome to be a chicken? You have to jump over somebody to get to where you're going, you're swimming in your own feces, you're surrounded by a shitload of other chickens and then killed at the age of 2 months... erm... okay, a pig.
You're castrated at birth and fed until you can't stand, and if you don't eat fast enough you're banged against concrete and shot if you aren't fat enough to slaughter... erm... cows?
Being constantly pregnant so you can provide milk to another species and then when you aren't "useful" enough you get to be turned into food... nope, being an animal kinda sucks.
Chickens... Eggs and "poultry"
Cows... Milk and "beef"
Pigs... "pork"
Yeah... I want to be enjoyed by people that eat me, and given French names that turn into English euphemisms...
Ahh, now that's a life.
Cows... Milk and "beef"
Pigs... "pork"
Yeah... I want to be enjoyed by people that eat me, and given French names that turn into English euphemisms...
Ahh, now that's a life.