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Northern Valley is a large group of towns in North Eastern New Jersey, one of the most wealthy areas in the United States. Northern Valley mostly consists of mid-upper class residents and has two schools, Northern Valley Regional High School at Old Tappan and Norther Valley Regional High School at Demarest. Out of the two, the Demarest school has a better educational system, looking at the test scores, which are much higher in the Demarest location.

Northern Valley has many towns, the major and most known towns are Old Tappan, Demarest, Norwood, Norhtvale, Closter, Harrington Park, and others, but that's just to name a few major ones.

Both schools have, just like almost every public high school in the United States, some kids that drink underage, smoke, and/or do drugs. Northern Valley Demarest has the same amount of problem students as Northern Valley Old Tappan, but a better educational system, no matter what the other post says. (You can look it up. It's a fact.) There might even be less problem students in Demarest, but there is no way of telling that.

This is an unbiased post, as I am not in either of the Northern Valley high schools, but if I was going to be in one, I would definitely choose Demarest. However, there is no choice for the students, as you are assigned to a school based on how close you are to either school.
Friend1: Even my parents who went to Northern Valley OT (NVOT) say that the education was bad and that they were surrounded by problem students.
Friend2: I'm glad I'm going to NVD.

Friend1: NVD and NVOT have been rival schools for a very long time!
Friend2: Yeah, as long as my grandparents can remember!
Northern Valley by :) New Yorker August 25, 2009
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Northern Valley is a large group of towns in Norht Eastern New Jersey (The Armpit of America) Northern Valley mostly consists of mid-upper class residents, Has two Schools, Norhtern Valley Regional High School at Old Tappan (the better of the two) and Norther Valley Regional High Scholl at Demarest (The more problematic peice of Northern Valley). Out of the two, NVRHSOT has a better educational system, while it has a VERY Shitty social surrounding.
Continuing on, Most of the NV Population consists of White people, or Asian people.

Northern Valley has many towns, the major and most known towns are Old Tappan, Demarest, Norwood, Norhtvale, Closter, Harrington Park, and others, but that's just to name a few major ones.

anyways, just put it this way,
Northern Valley is full of asshats.
And If you want your kids to get a good education, put them in NVOT.
Northern Valley D Totally sucks balls, so many fucking drug addicts there.

Northern Valley OT has so many asshole kids there. but a great educational system.
northern valley by yermother March 31, 2007

Northern Valley

A part of north-east New Jersey that consists of Harrington Park, Northvale, Norwood, Old Tappan, Rockleigh, Closter, Demarest, and Haworth. It is also known as "The North Valley" or "The NV".
"Yeah bruh, I grew up in the Northern Valley."

Northern Valley High School at Demarest 

The most drug infested shit hole ever. How it is in the top 100 high schools in NJ is a mystery to us all. The computers suck and the administration is retarded and incompetent. The girls are attention whores and the guys are ego maniacs who try to make others look bad. The sports teams that suck like football take school funds away from the teams that bring championships like track, tennis, and swimming. NVD has to get its priorities straight. Overall, the student population is awful and rude.
The drugs at Northern Valley High School at Demarest are out of control.
The girls forget what clothes are.
The guys forget to shut up.
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