Blogstipated

When you need to blog, but your words just won't come out.

The other day I ..............well I............what did I?? Oh hell, I got nuthin! I'm blogstipated again!

Blogstipated by blozulfog August 24, 2009

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Blogstipation

n. Inability to blog regularly.
n. Inability to think of anything to blog about.

It's been quite a while since I blogged about anything and I have the feeling of blogstipation.

Blogstipation by hippy2981 March 14, 2006

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Blogstipationist hobo

A hobo that cannot blog, or cannot think of anything to blog about.

That hobo with a macbook over there is a blogstipationist hobo.

Blogstipationist hobo by Donald Qeuel December 25, 2008

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Blogstipation

Anxiously awaiting the next installment of a popular blogger, but it just isn't coming.

I thought Tori had a case of blogstipation, but it turned out she was traveling to Antarctica and couldn't get to a computer to update her blog.

Blogstipation by Rich Hogan January 17, 2007

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bongstipated

When you are too stoned to take a shit

“You’ve been in there a while, are you bongstipated?”

bongstipated by meals202 February 17, 2022

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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