12th base

To defy the laws of physics whilst engaging in sexual intercourse.
A common example is to have sex listed as the 'Bat Position' in the karma sutra, and that is to have sexual intercourse on the ceiling.

I went to 12th base last night and i got such a rush to my head.

12th base by Rhodri Griffiths July 30, 2008

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12th base

A sexual act including a saddle and/or table tennis paddle

guy 1: we got so far last night
guy 2: what base
guy 1: 12th base
guy 2: Woah!!! how did u get a saddle into her car

12th base by Super Robo Boogie Bot II October 10, 2008

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12th base

When your girlfriend removes her glass eye and you prodceed to insert your penis inside the hole and fuck her.

Guy 1: "Dude we got to 12th base I don't deserve to live anymore."
Guy 2: "shit bro I'll get my bat."

12th base by Shaniquaobamaniqua September 17, 2013

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12th base

Fucking a chick so hard that she dies.

Man 1: Ah shittt man, I fucked Cindy so hard, I got to 12th base!
Man 2: FUCK! Where is the mangled-sexfilled-corpse?
Man 1: In my car where I left her...
Man 2: I say, go for 13th base
Man 1: Ahh, wanna munt her with me?
Man 2: YEAAHHHH, I'll jump.

12th base by manyperson August 10, 2009

12th base

Giving foot and or boob jobs with 2 or more people.

Dude, last night i got to 12th base with this hot chick and her twin sister!

12th base by Klunckmonkey June 11, 2006

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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