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A usually inaproprate word by normal means. often used to communicate over large distances usually the length of a school cafetria or football field to grab ones attention who is compleltey oblivious to the fact that its directed towards them at all~
(usually done in CAPS LOCK tone)
kid1: Dude i completly threw a QWAF! at jeffery yesterday. IDk if he didnt hear me or was dissing me . in front of his girlfriend

kid2:....what a Mook
QWAF! by jacobaroo August 9, 2009
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Qwaf Waffle 

A person that has annoyed you to a point where you want to name them the worst posible thing. A Qwaf Waffle is the air giving way out of a vag as a girl is sitting down for breakfast.
Dude shut the fuck up you Qwaf Waffle!
Qwaf Waffle by Alvahito March 12, 2011
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Quif Qwaf 

The double sounded effect that a pussy makes after a long round of doggie style
sex.
Man, last night my girl ripped a double
Quif Qwaf when I made her change positons.
"What a mood killer"
Quif Qwaf by Street Whiz April 5, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026