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To sleep in a van, often due to a lack of money. This can be either for a single night (such as when traveling) or for extended periods of homelessness. Long-term vandivers will often park their van near a beach or community center with washrooms and showers. Some experienced vandivers will even set up heating and cooking facilities inside of their vans.
i can't afford a hotel room, so I'm going to vandive instead.
Vandive by AJ Thunderfuck August 6, 2009
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Vandeventer middle school 

When you hear this name your probably thinking vand-a-what but this school is more than just a awkward word. This schools is populated with ghetto kids, unathletic crackers, and left over Indians from Lawler

At this school be prepared to lose in most sports: including soccer, football, and cross country. The rest of the teams at this school are mediocre. All the elective teachers are crazy, going into an elective class means be prepared for a ghetto person to make a move on the teacher or the teacher says something crazy.
Another thing you should look out for when going to this school is dirty jokes for example a boy tells another boy “I want to suck you off then eat your ass then pound you in the bathroom” this is then followed up with no homo and it’s all good.

Don’t come to this school “ periodttt sis” ,as the ghetto girls would say
vandeventer middle school conversations

Guy 1 your so thicccccc
Guy 2 “ yes I am daddy”
Guy 1 and 2 “no homo”

Vandierdonck 

1. n Someone, usually a teacher, that is quite possibly the most intelligent, heroic, and coolest person in the world. Those exposed to a Vandierdonck are exceptionally lucky.

2. adj Very cool; very admirable.
Bob: So how's your history professor this year?
Sally: Wicked good; a total Vandierdonck!

Sally: Whoa! I like the bumper sticker on your car!
Bob: Why, thank you. It's totally Vandierdonck, huh?
Vandierdonck by vdonckgirl76 June 5, 2009

Zak Vandiver 

A goon.

Someone who's always caring.
Someone who hates fighting.
A player.
Somewhat swoll.
Someone who's active.
Someone who would make a good boyfriend.
Lazy.
A pothead.
Someone who's up for new things but does stupid stuff.
Someone who you love.
Zak Vandiver is a goon.
Zak Vandiver by Blazekhalifa April 15, 2011
"My car is vantive"
vantive by dbowny November 30, 2002

Kate vandivier 

Kate vandivier is an all around fake bitch that you don’t wanna be friends with
Kate vandivier talked shit again like always
Noun (Civil Service jargon). A query for which there is no clear procedure or instruction, and awaits clarification.
Q. How do we proceed if an applicant has no National Insurance number?

A. Raised as vantive.
vantive by Ally August 16, 2004