smurphy 

A tall dark handsome man who likes bon bons and the lottery! He has a job which is totally Chandler Bing and the shortest memory span in the entire universe. He failed primary one but somehow landed himself a job in which he gets flown all over the world to design some sort of computery systemy things... And the only peice of Spanish he knows is "how much is your pussy?"

Sarah: Uh-oh I think I'm falling for that guy

Natalie: Who Chicago? He's such a smurphy!

smurphy by CLASS_A_BIRD August 5, 2009

smurphy 

the virgin of the group.

lol u are a virgin murph (aka smurphy)

smurphy by asddgfafgjhavjnapfoiugajnv January 2, 2008

Smurphy 

Sperm that splashes and makes a mess.

He left his smurphy all over her face after she sucked him off.

Smurphy by Coach Jackson December 2, 2021

Smurphy 

Cutest 20 year old, will sell his ass for stripe of anything what’s goin, pulls mega camel normally only goes for the youngens

Just seen da smurphy on county injecting a black tar one

Smurphy by Ste charlesworth 0151 LV2HS August 15, 2022

Smurphy's Law 

A child-centred variant of Murphy's Law. Smurphy's Law posits that no plan or act can unfold properly in the presence of children. (Note: first defined by the Canadian artist Paul Walde.) Also called Smurfy's Law.

Example 1: A small, toilet-trained child will only wet themselves when it is imperative to get out the door Right Away.

Example 2: "We have planned this weekend away for one year, and now little Paolo is sick." "But Paolo never gets sick!" "He did this time. Whattareyagonnado? It's Smurphy's Law."

Smurphy's Law by seeker6079 December 28, 2005

Smurph 

A nickname that some people with the last name "murphy" use.

This is because, maybe that person has a good sense of humor, or just likes the smurfs. Or maybe theyve never even heard of the smurfs and just hated their last name (murphy, which is irish) and thought "how can i improve my last name" and then thought of the word smurph.

Smurph, and A smurf. Are obviously two totally different things. keep that in mind. Also, someone with the nickname; smurph -note the PH.. Not F. May be very offended if you spell their name with a F... As you may be implying they look like a smurf, but hey.. That might be a good thing.

Friend: "yo smurph, you comin' to the game this saturday?"
Smurph: "ill pass"

Smurph by LydiaaSmurph October 6, 2012

Smurphobia 

The fear of becoming blue.

There are few diseases as rare as smurphobia.

Smurphobia by skyjuice December 30, 2008