Flarmies 

Flabby upper arms... Flarmies

She was attractive in general but had these flabby upper arms... If she worked out she might be able to get rid of those flarmies.

Flarmies by mrbeachguy July 29, 2009

flarmesan fleas 

fleas covered in Parmesan

Robert: Man, theres so many fleas!
Josh: Man, throw some Parmesan on them!!!
Robert: WHY?
Josh: Then they will be flarmesan fleas. It's a delicious snack.

flarmesan fleas by airplane34 October 1, 2018