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Tip and Dip 

This happens when a person can't be present for a full event. But when one longs for the Tip, one will often just show up, get the Tip, and dip.
Most common example being the fact that Dave Tipper mainly performs at festivals. And in order to make it to every one of his shows, while fitting it into your schedule realistically, one must perform a Tip and dip.
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Tip and Dip 

The classier cousin of the dine and dash. Instead of eating at a restaurant and bailing without paying, a person (people) will eat at a restaurant, tip the waitress and then dip (bail), without paying the tab.

Started by Daniel Simmons of Colorado July 09
"I don't feel like spending much money, let's just dine and dash".

"You cheap bastard. Let's tip and dip".

"You're right, that's classy".
Tip and Dip by DANIELOFSPARTA July 23, 2009

Tip and Dip 

When you only stick the tip in during intercourse and leave before you splooge.
I did my first Tip and Dip on Becky last night.

Tip and Dip 

Refers to the practice of tipping a server in a restaurant, then proceeding to leave without paying for the meal.

Similar to the Dine and Dash, except it serves as an act of gratitude and respect to your server, despite remaining equally discourteous to the restaurant. Typically leaves waiter or waitress confused, disappointed, and with a slight sense of accomplishment.
"Alright, you ready to head out? I'll ask for the bill."

"Fuck that. Let's dine and dash. The food was shit."

"Our waitress was pretty nice though, pretty hot too."

"Yeah, you're right. Tip and Dip?"

"Tip and Dip."
Tip and Dip by Bayaz October 19, 2013

dip and tip 

Were you dip ya nuts in that slag and give a dollar bill for the nonce
You blow and I'll dip and tip for ya

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026