Happy Christmas

Happy Whatever-Reason-It-Is-That-Im-Giving-You-This-Small-Insignificant-Piece-Of-Crap.

Must be said enthusiastically, and is simmilar to Happy Birthday, but for occasions when it may not be appropriate to say Happy Birthday, ie someones actuall birthday.

person, whilst handing someone somthig of little or no value: Happy Christmas

Happy Christmas by cheeseflambe July 20, 2009

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Happy Christmas

The alternative to merry christmas or happy holidays, only dipshits say this.

jerry: happy christmas
bob: merry christmas?
jerry: no i’m going to be an absolute shit and say happy christmas

Happy Christmas by shittter6969 December 25, 2020

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Happy Christmas

The royal family adopted "Happy Christmas" as their preferred greeting, and others took note (in fact, each year, Queen Elizabeth continued to wish her citizens a "Happy Christmas," rather than a merry one). But "Merry Christmas" has been used since at least 1534.

- Happy Christmas! - Queen Elizabeth (R.I.P.)

Happy Christmas by frittatita December 24, 2022

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Hippy Christmas

(n): That time of the year when college students leave things too bulky for packing out for anyone to scrounge.

(v): To gain possession of an item or items during above period.

"Hippy Christmas is my favorite time of year!"

or

"Check out this awesome dartboard I just Hippy Christmas-ed!"

Hippy Christmas by El Tristo August 3, 2006

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Merry Happy Chrismahannukwanzaka

A mixture of the holidays of Christmas, Hannukah, and Kwanzaa used to avoid offending people during the holiday season.

Sue: "Merry Christmas!"
Jan: "I don't celebrate Christmas."
Sue: "Oh. Merry Happy Chrismahannukwanzaka then."

Merry Happy Chrismahannukwanzaka by Autumn S January 6, 2009

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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