Choad Hawk

When you drag you scrotum and shaft over someones head from front to back after a day or two of not showering or a day of strenuous activities. The sweat/funk converts to "gel" leaving a slight mohawk if hair is under two inches long.

My friend wanted a "stylish" hair do, so I waited til he passed out and gave this fool a Choad Hawk.

Choad Hawk by TenFold July 18, 2009

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choahawk

Growth of pubic hair between the scrotum and anus that forms naturally from compression between the legs.

Hey brah, does your ass a goatie? No man, that's my choahawk.

choahawk by mattchew7255 July 28, 2014

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choahawk

Growth of pubic hair between the scrotum and anus that forms naturally from compression between the legs.

Hey brah, does your ass have a goatie? No man, that's my choahawk.

choahawk by mattchew7255 July 29, 2014

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