I’m sorry Sir, I realize that you were elected President and all, but drawing a little black Sharpie pen extension of Dorian’s imaginary path into a corner of Alabama on a National Weather Service map makes you a straightcrazy turdfucker for sure!
1. Person who is found to be generally undesirable or annoying.
2. Any one who proceeds in sexual activity with excrement. Turd (implying fecal matter) and fucker (one who fucks, engages in sexual intercourse) are combined to create a sense of one who procreates with dung.
3. Relates to one who proceeds in homosexual activity. Turd implies the leftover excrement in the anus of another man. When combined, turd and fucker translate into a word that means one who gives rather than recieves homosexual sphincter sex.
1. John pisses me off. What a turdfucker
2. John just stuck his phallus into Spunky's pile of feces. Must be a turdfucker.
3. John accepts anal penetration by Steve every week. Steve is theturd fucker.
not the same as fucktard, this is much much worse, a tardfuck is someone who gets off on fucking retards. Only use this when suitable... or when wanting to rinse someone so hard they may never need to wash again.
Oh my god! You just tried to bash off usin a bottle and now u have no cock, u tardfuck!
Don't let that dude into the asylum, he's a tardfuck!