chimonas

noun. Someone who thinks they are the gods gift to sports but truely lacks funamentals.

noun. someone in an organization or military that stands around and points even when noone is around.

I was playing basketballl and tried to compare myself to a chimonas with my screaming high and tight.

While supervising Marines i felt the erge to pull a chimonas.

chimonas by Chimmee Chonga July 8, 2009

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Chimona

In Guatemala: Promiscuous woman that would give you some, very easily

she is very chimona

Chimona by Jamonazo October 14, 2010

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chimona

1. the word you say after kicking sum ones ass in sum freindly competition.
2 the word made for winning or doing well in sumkind of challenge

1 after just winning extreme ping pong match. "chimonaaa"
2 what did you come in 50 metre freestyle??
2nd, but still i chimona'd

chimona by whittakerr March 28, 2009

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Chimona

Word originating from Michael Jackson, found in South Park episode and songs especially "Bad"

Ex: "You know I'm bad, I'm bad CHIMONA CHIMONA."

Chimona by k-tiz July 8, 2005

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chimnasium

Where Santa works out in the off-season.

Mrs. Claus - Why are you all covered in soot?
Santa- Bitch I was gettin my pump on in the chimnasium.

chimnasium by Bum Stigity Bum January 26, 2011

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

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