1.
What the fuck is wrong with you? (we say what the dick is wrong with you)
2.
What the fuck? (We say what the dick)
3. What the fuck is this? (we say what dick is this)
4. Go fuck yourself! (we literally say go visit a dick)
5. Suck a dick! (well, that's pretty obvious)
6. Oh fuck! (as in some seriously
fucked up shit just happened like "u kurac, James has been hit by a truck")